Archive for the 'Financial jokes' Category
I am asked quite often why can you not suggest ’10 best stocks to buy’ or ‘top 5 mutual funds to invest’ or other simpler articles which can ‘lead us to action’. I do have answers to all these questions, but it is difficult to convey it in a blog. The way to hell is [...]
April 26th, 2010 | Posted in Doctors and Investing, Financial education, Financial jokes | 5 Comments
Continuing my dialogue series… Journo: Subra do you not think the life insurance guys get pampered? Subra: Why do you say so? Journo: 40% of the contribution as a commission is too much, do you not think so? Subra: What about products with 122% commission? http://www.subramoney.com/book-written-by-me/ J: Not possible in the financial service industry…..at least [...]
April 22nd, 2010 | Posted in Financial Frauds, Financial jokes, India, Investing, Investment Myths, Life insurance, Mutual funds, Uncategorized | 16 Comments
In almost all trainings – whether it is a relationship managers training or a independent financial analyst’s training, one complaint comes through very loudly. It goes like this: “I have a client who invests 5 a month in a mutual fund regularly. However I am under tremendous pressure to sell him a unit linked plan [...]
April 3rd, 2010 | Posted in Financial jokes, Uncategorized | 3 Comments
Indian market today is a very difficult market to please. Is the end client really difficult to please, I am not sure but the distributor is very difficult to please. And the last mile connect is the real tough nut to crack. Whether it is your cable television provider deciding not to give you UTVi [...]
February 15th, 2010 | Posted in Financial Frauds, Financial jokes | 2 Comments
http://www.subramoney.com/book-written-by-me/ I do not wish to call this class 1 or class 2 – that raises expectations! But here is a small story… A friend called up to say “This person has come to me with a UL policy – she says pay Rs. 50,000 for 3 years, then you can even remove all the [...]
December 1st, 2009 | Posted in Financial jokes, Life insurance | 2 Comments
One reader called this column “Malice towards one and all” . Sorry Kushwant Singh, you are not alone. I have also done a ‘Round and About’ and started in on a Saturday by saying…”All this is my own work…..”Sorry Busybee, sorry Late Beheram Contractor. Let us check out some history of investor protection. It is [...]
November 1st, 2009 | Posted in Financial jokes, India, Mutual funds, Uncategorized | 4 Comments