RM: Hello Mrs. Subra (name changed of course)
RM: Madam you are our privilege customer and we are happy to be dealing with you. You are our Regal customer…..
Client: Oh, thank you, so what?
RM: Madam in this Regal category you are about Rs. 5L short to retain this status..so could you please do a FD worth Rs. 5L or buy some ULIP or at least some mutual fund investment …
Client: Who made me Regal customer?
RM: Madam the bank did
Client: did the bank ask me?
RM: It was automatic based on the Rs. 30L balance that yu had kept
Client: Did I ask the bank to make me Regal?
RM: No maam..but you were entitled…but…
Client: So take me off this exalted list
RM: No maam you will then lose privileges…
Client: what privileges?
RM: better rates in FDs with us..
Client: I invest in mutual funds.
RM: Please invest that through us
Client: Sorry that slot is taken
RM: Take life insurance
Client: too expensive!! and get it – we are too old and have no dependents..
What to say? ..?????
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